D24. My sister’s got this gig at a marriage agency, and since I’m still a single chick, she’s been hounding me non-stop with her so-called “golden opportunities.” I finally caved the other day. She set me up on a date at this fancy-ass restaurant with a guy she swore was “the sweetest dude ever.” I show up, and who’s sitting there? A freaking grandpa. Dude’s 68. Flew all the way from New Zealand just for this blind date...

And hell, the old man’s loaded. Should I just say screw it, ditch everything, and run off with him?

😐-Screw this nonsense
👍-Ride off with grandpa

#blinddate #sugargrandpa #wtf #lifechoices

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The fallout? Absolute chaos! His wife tore into him like a rabid banshee for half the evening, screaming bloody murder. And now? Blissful silence for two whole days.

So, what’s the play here? Should I be the hero and confess to save this unlucky sod, or just let him stew in his domestic hell?

🤣 - Screw Gena, at least it’s quiet now!
👍 - Damn, save the poor guy’s skin!

#prankgonewild #neighborfromhell #savagehumor #domesticdrama

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