It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child but somehow, I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Now, Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.

QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! HERE'S YOUR CROWN, YOUR MAJESTY!

"But this was a contest for children!" "Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out."

Lucky for you, this stuff dunnit woik

I can, nay, I MUST eat everything I’ve always wanted!

[Marge and Homer have an argument in the car. Marge turns on the radio] Marge: When I was young, I always hated knowing my parents were fighting! Bart: They're fighting in the car again. Lisa Simpson: That music always sends a chill down my spine. which episode is it?

How did Krusty write this being illiterate?

My prices are so low, you’ll think I’ve suffered brain damage!

It's just that people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic lowlifes with boring jobs. Oh, and you, dad. Hehehe.

Usually you just take the box of donuts into the bathroom

"You fool! Now we may never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space."