We crave minimalism because of all the damn chickens

"I didn't know how to explain that fish genetics don't adhere to human gender roles"

So wholesome

The 8 year olds who were calling you a n***** on Xbox Live in 2006 are now 25 years old, married to the preacher's daughter, and masturbate to AR15 accessories.

https://reddit.com/r/politics/s/zkFiVXIe7T

It's always disquieting when career useless people who have accomplished nothing and whose ideas are garbage criticize career useful people responsible for bettering the lives of millions

Father Winter’s kiss

This was on a post about mint scented body wash. It’s not too far off the mark

"AGGRAVATED HOMOSEXUALITY"

Pretty sure in the millions of years of civilization this has never been said

The voice of god is like, Mordecai, you must make good on your word and fuck girl Rigby

H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK

“I wish human nipples had foreskin. If you jerk them off for long enough, you have a nipple orgasm and milk comes out (this happens with both sexes).”