Man Crossing Atlantic Ocean In Hamster Wheel Arrested After Three-Day Standoff

My daughter met Poop and Pee at the city wastewater treatment exhibit and cried when we had to leave them

Sweat is just skin pee

We crave minimalism because of all the damn chickens

"I didn't know how to explain that fish genetics don't adhere to human gender roles"

So wholesome

The 8 year olds who were calling you a n***** on Xbox Live in 2006 are now 25 years old, married to the preacher's daughter, and masturbate to AR15 accessories.

https://reddit.com/r/politics/s/zkFiVXIe7T

It's always disquieting when career useless people who have accomplished nothing and whose ideas are garbage criticize career useful people responsible for bettering the lives of millions

Father Winter’s kiss

This was on a post about mint scented body wash. It’s not too far off the mark

"AGGRAVATED HOMOSEXUALITY"

Pretty sure in the millions of years of civilization this has never been said