Bro wrote two entire paragraphs thinking he was right

In a post inquiring about mosquito bites turning weird

This absolute absentminded child tried to correct me by being a bigger idiot than gacha life users (that was a joke)

A silly person not understanding physics

Countries that exist (I don't believe in object permanence)

"Middle East water crisis?" Have they seen these huge lakes? They take us for fools?

Every state I've taken a hot steamy piss in.

Guess what state I'm from based on the states I've visited

North America map in my coffee cup

This morning

States I have walked into (green)

interior vortex