— Hey, babe, how about we get wild and tear up the sheets tonight?
— Not now, our son’s still awake.
— Nah, he’s out cold, trust me.
— No way, just watch this: — Hey, kiddo, can you grab me a glass of water?
(Silence hangs heavy in the air)
— See? Let’s fucking do this.
They dive into a frenzy of raw, untamed passion, bodies colliding, climax ripping through them like a storm. They collapse, breathless, lost in ecstasy, when suddenly a small voice pierces the dark:
To be continued…

#passion #wildnight #unexpected #steamy

D24. My sister’s got this gig at a marriage agency, and since I’m still a single chick, she’s been hounding me non-stop with her so-called “golden opportunities.” I finally caved the other day. She set me up on a date at this fancy-ass restaurant with a guy she swore was “the sweetest dude ever.” I show up, and who’s sitting there? A freaking grandpa. Dude’s 68. Flew all the way from New Zealand just for this blind date...

And hell, the old man’s loaded. Should I just say screw it, ditch everything, and run off with him?

😐-Screw this nonsense
👍-Ride off with grandpa

#blinddate #sugargrandpa #wtf #lifechoices

So, there’s this neighbor of mine, a real pain in the ass, who decided to play handyman and has been drilling into my sanity for a solid week. I couldn’t take it anymore, so I schemed a savage little prank. Got my girl to scribble a note in her girly handwriting and slapped it on his door: “GENA, I’M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY!” (Yeah, his name’s Gena, poor bastard).

The fallout? Absolute chaos! His wife tore into him like a rabid banshee for half the evening, screaming bloody murder. And now? Blissful silence for two whole days.

So, what’s the play here? Should I be the hero and confess to save this unlucky sod, or just let him stew in his domestic hell?

🤣 - Screw Gena, at least it’s quiet now!
👍 - Damn, save the poor guy’s skin!

#prankgonewild #neighborfromhell #savagehumor #domesticdrama