What do you call this opening?

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What’s this opening called?

A lost lost lost lost redditor

Oscar likes Pipis???

Yes, I know chess

Think these guys are lost

Guys, what do I do in this position? (I'm John Tanner in a Cop car in Havana)

What opening is this

What careful move should I play here?

Isn't this checkmate?